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Didn't take Dallin long to shut down Nelson's pet building projects.

Random wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 2:49 pm

MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 2:43 pm Does he want us to live off the grid? What the hell?

Will you please expound on that?

We should all live on a farm dontcha know. It was all good then. The boys might have fallen in love with a sheep or two, but at least they weren't trying to marry other boys.

I swear ya all that I don't mean this horribly or meanly or anything, but does he look like an angry old chimpanzee or is it just me? Allow me to interpret this talk. "Ya all need to get married and start cranking out kids. These future tithe payers aren't going to make themselves. Stop wanking ...

WE know you hate the gays. *yawn*

The doctrine of the church centers on the family.

The doctrine of Jesus Christ centers on Jesus Christ...

See the difference?


lol! So the temple building phase is slowing down because we are done with Nelson's pet project and narcissism...lol.

HOAX

lol..teleprompter glitch...lol

Moonshine!

If he's actually related to Jeff Holland, I would count on it. Son, I believe Nepo baby! I’d sustain a Holland Holland apostolic quorum. Think of the family reunion chatter around the dinner table. Jeff Junior… please take your seat at the grown ups table and pass the gravy! Holland and Holland is a ...

Random wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 1:44 pm

MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 1:40 pm I think he's given GC talks before. Maybe he'll get a spot in the Q12?

If he's actually related to Jeff Holland, I would count on it.

Son, I believe

Jonah was NOT swallowed by a whale...sheesh... :roll: Yes. Story. You can still find value in a story, but it doesn't mean it is factual. I found value and education in the story of the little red hen, but I don't believe for a moment that there was an actual talking chicken that was baking bread.

only 1 to go

Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity? Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with ...

Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity? Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with Pope ...

...and another Nelson hat tip!

We all understand that the LDS temple and the temple of Jesus are not the same thing...right? Right?

YOU were on your mission when you learned that the church is racist! Wow mate, look around...

-lost

Here is another hat tip to Nelson.

Do these people understand that every time they use "beloved prophet" that lots of people snicker. That is a VERY Islamic phrase...lol!

-lost

I agree, service missions are probably better than pros missions. However, he must be so disappointed that Nelson died and didn't get to hear himself quoted every 30 seconds during this talk. This was your chance to implant the idea that you belonged in a bigger chair and now the person that it was ...

91 BC....lol, they talk about these people as thought they are real....lol!

Allow me to summarize Holland: We're the best. No other church is as good as us! We are really cool! I know it the story that surrounds the restoration and the Book of Mormon sounds utterly bat shit crazy. Please ignore all those stories about it that we told you in primary...we don't actually know ...

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 04, 2025 6:30 pm Didn't get out early that time. Oh well.

I remember when these things were two hours....so, could have been worse!