Unsurprisingly conference is lacking relevancy... again, so I'm attempting to inject some.
I find asking, "Oh, is that why you continue to support Trump?" at then end of all their sentences.
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- Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:36 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 210
- Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:28 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 210
Re: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
Pay your tithing even when your business is losing money.
-200 billion
Edit: I feel like Jesus owes the business owner money in that scenario.
-200 billion
Edit: I feel like Jesus owes the business owner money in that scenario.
- Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:21 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 210
Re: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
Feels like the theme of the talk is, "Can I get a calling promotion?"
He's quoting Oaks quoting Jesus. Just. Quote. Jesus.
He's quoting Oaks quoting Jesus. Just. Quote. Jesus.
- Sat Apr 04, 2026 9:56 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 210
Re: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
What of the people that feel the church doesn't measure up? Yeah, church is gonna be great in the upcoming months for people that love being quilted into participating in the ministering program. When your ministers call sometime in the next few weeks, know it's because they love you, not because ...
- Sat Apr 04, 2026 9:28 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 210
Re: NOMference Spring 2026 Sat morning!!!
Three people sustain Oaks.
Now twelve.
Now 70.
Now the fellas in the house.
Now the women.
Kid dudes.
Kid chicks.
Now everyone.
Uh, "everyone" covers all the preceding categories. What a waste of time. But why settle for one ego stroke when you can get a dozen?
No opposed votes? Cowards.
Now twelve.
Now 70.
Now the fellas in the house.
Now the women.
Kid dudes.
Kid chicks.
Now everyone.
Uh, "everyone" covers all the preceding categories. What a waste of time. But why settle for one ego stroke when you can get a dozen?
No opposed votes? Cowards.
- Tue Mar 10, 2026 8:36 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: What was King David Really Like?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 94294
Re: What was King David Really Like?
Many Bible scholars say that much of the Bible is (totally fictional) stories meant to unite different people into one nation with one national identity. It's 30 minutes and only tangentially related but worth a watch: Origin of the 12 Tribes of Israel from an Academic Point of View https://www ...
- Tue Feb 24, 2026 10:42 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: A sadder man but wiser...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 14424
Re: A sadder man but wiser...
Looks like I forgot how to spell. :lol: I fixed the thread title for you... I think. There's the old saying, "Ignorance is bliss." It seems to fit your quote. I think there's some duality to it though. Wisdom brings sadness in some areas but delivers happiness in other areas. A faith transition ...
- Fri Feb 13, 2026 11:22 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: New Apostle called - Clark Gilbert
- Replies: 4
- Views: 20774
Re: New Apostle called - Clark Gilbert
There are any number of things that people place their value in. None of them are necessarily right or wrong or one better than the other. In church I see a lot of people that put value in trust, strength, toughness, loyalty, discipline, and leadership. Nothing wrong with that list but the challenge ...
- Tue Jan 06, 2026 3:44 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Jeffrey Holland dead
- Replies: 6
- Views: 33998
Re: Jeffrey Holland dead
In your defense, all the new guys are cut from the same mold, they're essentially the same person with a different name. Maybe with the exception of Kearon. That said, I had to google Kearon's name just now. :P My point is that they're all lawyers or rich dudes that are both products of and slaves ...
- Sat Dec 27, 2025 3:26 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Elder Holland passes on.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 30062
Re: Elder Holland passes on.
So what you're saying is that if the cards fall "right" we could be looking at a Bednar presidency that lasts two decades or more.
God wants people to like him, right?
God wants people to like him, right?
- Fri Nov 28, 2025 8:37 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: The simplest questions
- Replies: 30
- Views: 219893
Re: The simplest questions
I'll take a different angle...
Why should members continue to sacrifice for an organization that has shown that it is unwilling to make sacrifices for them?
Why should members continue to sacrifice for an organization that has shown that it is unwilling to make sacrifices for them?
- Tue Nov 25, 2025 8:43 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Pornography and the eye of the beholder
- Replies: 9
- Views: 66565
Re: Pornography and the eye of the beholder
deacon blues wrote: ↑Sun Nov 23, 2025 9:39 am Yep. Classic case of a protective mother projecting her own desires on her son.

That's my mom's most favorite piece!
- Thu Nov 20, 2025 6:35 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Shorter Conference
- Replies: 7
- Views: 55668
Re: Shorter Conference
For now. Maybe under Oaks we won't see a repeat of before where it was an on-again, off-again, one thing one week, another thing the next Saturday evening conference session. I do feel like conference lasted far too long so eliminating one session kinda helps. Reflecting back on my conference ...
- Fri Nov 14, 2025 4:22 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: NOM Website Security Warning
- Replies: 2
- Views: 21994
Re: NOM Website Security Warning
NOM constantly times out (never loads) for me when I use the https address. If I use the http address it's fine, so something is still amiss.
- Tue Nov 11, 2025 11:27 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Where's the beef (artifacts)?!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 44702
Re: Where's the beef (artifacts)?!
Maybe it's under Bednar's pickle.


- Tue Nov 11, 2025 11:17 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: The wacky world of Martin Harris
- Replies: 3
- Views: 33591
Re: The wacky world of Martin Harris
-The Isaiah fulfillment part about Anthon saying "I cannot read a sealed book" was not part of the original account, but was written in later between the lines in another hand. If google is correct, Harris went to Anthon in February of 1828. The BoM was translated between early April and late June ...
- Fri Nov 07, 2025 8:27 am
- Forum: Mixed Faith Relationships
- Topic: What are the odds?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 197939
Re: What are the odds?
"well, maybe we have spiritual experiences more frequently than they do." Now the real question, does that make someone more superior or less superior? :D I grew up in a surrounding culture that was very Evangelical. Trust me when I say this, Mormons are never going to out-spiritual experience ...
- Tue Nov 04, 2025 6:53 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: I heard Moksha passed away recently…
- Replies: 12
- Views: 122195
Re: I heard Moksha passed away recently…
Hard to believe. 
- Sun Oct 26, 2025 10:08 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Trying to find a Dallin Oaks quote
- Replies: 3
- Views: 25950
Re: Trying to find a Dallin Oaks quote
Maybe this:
https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.or ... ses-of-god
https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.or ... ses-of-god
The denial of God or the downplaying of His role in human affairs, which began in the Renaissance, has become pervasive today.
- Tue Oct 14, 2025 12:51 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Q12 leading the church
- Replies: 14
- Views: 87062
Re: Q12 leading the church
President: Dallas H. Oaks
1st Counselor: Henry B. Eyring
2nd Counselor: D. Todd Christofferson
1st Counselor: Henry B. Eyring
2nd Counselor: D. Todd Christofferson